Sunday, October 31, 2004

Gallery Only - Doodles

Things I doodle. And put together. I doodle many things. Here is about 5%.

Alex Parks

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Raptors

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Yunaaaaaa -

From Final Fantasy X2. Legitimate sequel, or fanboy calendar material? You decide.

Also: If you don't know what Final Fantasy is, then get the hell out now.

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Horsey bookmark - For my best friend. If you look closely, you will see that I managed to put the shading on the horn ON TOP of the horn, instead of UNDERNEATH, which is where shadow traditionally goes. The shadow is in fact on the same side as where the light is coming from. I, um, have no excuse save for blatant inattentiveness.

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Artpad Stuff. Below are links.

Kimahri

Andalite.

Visser Three.

Terrible Andalite doodles on my paper that I'm meant to be revising on -

If you don't know what an Andalite is, they are a fictional alien species from the books series Animorphs by KA Applegate. In other words, I'm not mad, they do exist somewhere, and they are meant to look like that.

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This is an optical illusion, an oldish one. You need to look at it, and tell me what you see.

Note: I didn't design or invent this, I just drew it. The original illusion was done by someone called Sandro Prete. The other day I felt the overwhelming urge to sit down and draw something in pencil, so I decided to replicate the illusion and see if I could do it myself. Viola. It's a little rushed, but oh well.


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Now. You will probably look at it and see two lovers, in a bottle. But if you show this drawing to young children, they will see nine dolphins, and not two lovers. Children and adults see different things in this drawing.

This is because young children have not yet developed the mental schema of two lovers. They don't know what they are, so they don't see the image. They see dolphins instead.

Adults see the two lovers first, then they see the dolphins. Often, adults need prompting to see them. I did. Can you see the dolphins? There are nine of them. Look at the black spaces between the man and the woman.

If you can't see them still, turn the picture sideways. If you cannot see the dolphins no matter what you do, then you are a horny bastard, with a one track mind, and should consult your doctor as of immediately.

That, or my shading skills are sub standard. Hmm. I hope it's not because of the second one.
Disclaimer: Should you decide to show this drawing to any nearby young children/neices/nephews/sons/daughters/any young person in range, and should they not see the dolphins, but instead see nekked people, and consequentially have unanswered questions as to the contents and meaning of this picture and come to you with the questions, I take no responsibility, dumbass. Good luck!





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BOO YEAH







I did this ages ago, and be warned, it's terrible. I drew it for a competition to design a book cover for an upcoming werewolf book. While drawing it, I was crushed under the knowledge that only ten entries could be accepted, and there were already six odd in when I started drawing, so at any moment while creating it, the maximum number of entries could be reached and I could waste my time and lose my chance to enter. This is the reason why it took me one and a half days to draw, which is like the speed of light for me. Basically, it's rushed, hence how awful it is.

I like the background. But the 'wolves' look like foxes. Cute ones, at that. *shudder* and anyone who knows me, will know that 'cute' is not a term you apply to what I draw. Bah. Humbug. Bah humbug one and all.

I didn't win, I came third, and the first and second places were the ones who won the prize. How annoying is that? I got beat by the bastards with photoshop and no concept of real media.


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Gallery Only - Art Collaboration

This is dredgirl. Say hello.

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Dredgirl here was drawn by Josh in MSPaint. He showed it to me, but then announced that he had no further plans to finish it. This horrified me, because it's such a pretty drawing and begs to be finished. So I took it and drew over it (again in Paint), spending an unholy amount of time finishing the drawing, to how she looked in my head. Dredgirl ended up being an accidental art collaboration between me and Josh. This is the result.

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Now that I have completed Dredgirl, Josh has announced his plans to finish his drawing. He'll probably do a much better job than I did. This may or may not cause me to cry and not speak to him for a week. I believe he did this on purpose to torment me. He regurlarly makes the most valiant efforts to push me over the edge and into welcome insanity so that he can have my werewolf film collection. He does not yet know that I have ordered them all to be destroyed upon event of my death or mental breakdown. He'll find out soon.

Dredgirl says hi.

Yes I damn well know that her thumb is on backwards.

No I can't be bothered to change it.

Yes it is meant to be like that.

Yes I do know what human hands look like, I even have two of my own.

I am easily confused. and I got confounded by the shape of the original sketch. Leave me alone, I'm only small.

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After spending four days prodding brightly coloured children's modelling clay with a needle, and I got a Unicorn out of it. Said unicorn was also a present for my best friend's birthday. It's somewhere between two and three inches tall, I forget where, and sits in the palm of your hand.

Also: Please ignore the random melon in the background

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it's a horse. With a chain through it's head. Here endeth the description

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Gallery Only - Doodles 2

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I love MSPaint. Background was yoinked from the film.


And in due course, Raevyn grew addicted to creating cartoon animals in Paint.

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Gallery Only - Underworld Werewolves

Here is a gallery dedicated to one of my obsessions. Of which, I have many. These are big. And they are clever. If you don't appreciate this, I may never speak to you again. Just nod and smile. Here is a small sample of the work done by the genius below.

To see how they are made, please read my thought out yet rambling explanation and click here.

Ess eeem! Eees Patrick!

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Wolfer concept art

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Stilts and paws, stilts and pawss...

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First they make the actor their own personal stilts, to give them digitigrade legs.

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And then they cover him with a werewolf suit.

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And then put them in a big tube, apparantly

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Werewolf heads

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With a lot of things that go whrrr and move in them

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Resulting in this

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Omfg oooOOOoooooOOOOOoo0o0o0o0oooooo

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Etcetera

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Suits, man, suits

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Doesn't he look like he is singing?

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Grrrrr! I may be dead, but rawr!

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Look at Selene's scowl, she's like "Bring it poodle!"

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"Oh, shit."

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Mid transformation

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Oh now look, you've done it now.

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BADASS RAZE

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Raze again

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Wcchh chhhsssssssss!

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Now that can never be good

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William, the original werewolf.

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Kate Beckinsale as Selene

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Bill Nighy as Viktor

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Scott Speedman as Michael

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Godzilla, baby, yeah!

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