Thursday, January 12, 2006

Still up. Joke

I'm still awake.

That makes, um, more hours than I care enough to figure out.

Have some funny responses to pick up lines.

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man: “Is this seat empty?”Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” Man: “Your place or mine?”Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”

Man: “But I don’t know your name.”Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”Woman: “Do not Enter”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”Woman: “Unfertilized !”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some girls!”

Man: “I know how to please a woman.”Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”

Man: “I want to give myself to you.”Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing”.

Man: “Your body is like a temple.”Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?

And my favouritest

Man: “So what do you do for a living?”Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”


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