Friday, January 26, 2007

Quotes of the Week, Part 3

Me - “ I bought her a Zippo for Christmas. Now I have a moral dilemma. If I give it to her, there is a very strong chance that she will burn down the entire city of Bath. And when she does, it will technically be my fault.”

Colin - “Hmm.”

Me - “Can we live without Bath?”

Colin - “Sure we can, we’ll just have showers instead. Ah HAH HAH HAH HAAAA!”

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Sophie – “I’m inclined to think that all females should go around in a state of semi-voicelessness.”

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Me - “I’ve got knives, you’ve got fire, together, we have – “

Rhiannon - “Juvenile Detention?”

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James - "I set fire to a girl with a broken leg once." (James then proceeds to explain why this is true.)

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Me - “There’s a reason why Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best, most believable, and most successful ever role was a robot.”

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Rhiannon - “I’ve been a boy for so long, I really want to be a girl for just one day.”

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Josh - “I don’t like your sympathy. I don’t understand why you equate compassion with physical pain. It’s weird.”

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Rhiannon - “You’ve got noods!”

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Ady - “Whooo! Who needs weed when you’ve got Electric Plankton!”

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Josh - “No biscuit!”

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Rhiannon - “...TRIBBLE!!”

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Sophie - "Wow, I don't actually have any porn on here!"

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James - “I couldn’t help but notice that none of your werewolves have parts.”

Me - “I don’t do werewolf porn.”

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Josh - “All your films are about werewolves. Or female empowerment. Or football.”

Me - “Bend It Like Beckham is not about football!”

1 Comments:

Anonymous DV said...

...i like to watch that film for the balls.......

9:51 am  

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