Monday, October 22, 2007

Quotes of the Week, part 6

James - "I can use good tense!"

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Me - "It's really...I don't know. What's the word? Unconvenient."

Rhiannon - "...you mean inconvenient?"

Me - "You can tell I'm an English student, can't you?"

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"Mike - "I have a penis - I oppress women!"

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Me - (picks up watch and stares)

Rhiannon - "It's twenty to two."

Me - (is puzzled) It's ten past six...

Rhiannon - "The watch is upside down!"

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Debbie - "You look so miserable."

Me - "I always look miserable."

Debbie - "But you never look this sad!"

Me - This is just my face."

Debbie - "You look so despondent!"

Me - "This is my face!"

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Me - "I smell like bleach and my room smells like rabbit skeleton. I've just repeated the exact same forty-minute long task 13 times. Is this what insanity feels like?"

Sophie - "I'm crazy too. I just annotated my entire school from above."

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Diana - "Oh, you exquisite little tart!"

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Sophie - "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - that's not funny - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"

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Random mustachioed scary man - "I'm stiff as a broom handle and aching for a spend."

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Luke - "If only someone could invent a natural resource that could do that!"

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Me, on feeling Luke's bicep - "Oh my god! That's actually really really good!"

Luke - "Thanks for sounding so incredibly surprised."

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Ginny - "WHAAAATT! WHAAT IS THAAAT? I've just seen your bum!"

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Me (about a member of the Climbing Society) "Tell him to go shag a rock."

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Me, upon being repeatedly kicked in the foot by James - "James! Stop it! That's not very chivalrous of you, kicking a lady!"

James - "I've HAD it with chivalry! You can have chivalry, or you can have equality. Which is it?!"

Me - "I'll have chivalry."

James - "No vote for you!"

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Aaron - "I'm freezing."

Me - "I'm too hot."

Aaron (without missing a beat) - "You were born hot."

Me - "Smooooth!"

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Debbie - "You're my only feminine influence."

Me (looking down at mens clothes) - "This is a sorry state of affairs."

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Siobhan - "But do you think that the alien is male or female?"

Me (trying to be clever) - "Well, he is an extraterrestrial. Therefore, I think it would be unfair to force our own conceptions of gender and - "

Siobhan - "You said he!"

Me "...bugger."

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Me (after reading Jane Austen) - "I find you quite lovely, and, by the readiness and propriety of your discourse, it is clear that you are a lady of exceedingly good manners, and of a most agreeable disposition. Therefore, I am inclined towards you. NOW TAKE THE BOOK AWAY FROM ME."

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Luke - "I exercise my hand every day!"