Sunday, December 02, 2007

What does Raevyn have in common with Jodie Marsh?

An hour ago, my flatmate walked into my room and asked to borrow my computer. I acquiesce, seeing as hers had recently gone spectacularly kaput. Up until one hour ago, I trusted my flatmate.

While I sit on my bed, leaving dear cohabitual friend to her own devices, the following exchange plays out.

Ginny: "What's your email address?"

Me - (gives her my email address)

Ginny *taptaptap* "When's your birthday?"

Me - "The ninth of March."

Ginny - *taptaptaptaptap*

Me - "...are you stealing my identity?"

Ginny (shiftily) - "Nnno..."

Me - "What are you doing?"

Ginny - "Nnnnoothiiing."

Me - "......"

Ginny - *taptaptaptaptaptap*

Me - "What are you doing?"

Ginny - *tiny sound of mirth*

Me - "...."


Ginny - "She really needs to update this site."

Me - "Who needs to update what site?"

Ginny - "hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Me - (finally loses patience and jumps up to see what's so funny)

Ginny - "Congratulations, you're now a proud member of the Jodie Marsh fansite."

Me - "No! I trusted you!!"

Join now.