Wednesday, September 23, 2009


I was walking through the supermarket and I ambled across the pet food section. I went past the cat food, and stopped in my tracks. I read what was written across all the 'Felix' tins, and on them, were written things like

'Rabbit and liver' 'Salmon and hack' 'Turkey and pheasant'

And I was like

This fucking cat eats better than I do

I don't even know what hack is

But I do know that I want rabbit

And liver

I'm gonna get catfood for dinner

In other news I got fucking depression again