Saturday, April 18, 2009


Alice Burdock was found dead today of a gunshot wound to the head, of dubious origin. First officers on the scene classified the fatal wound as self-inflicted, but a preliminary coroner's report suggests that such a conclusion does not match up with the forensic evidence. A full autopsy has yet to be conducted, and as such the police have refrained from making an official statement as to the nature of their investigation. One constable notes that "[an investigation] is underway in full force. We're throwing all our resources into it, and that's all I can say."

Burdock is survived by her Mother, Jacqui. She was 23 and a half years old.

Haha. Fuck. If only.


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