Eggses
Raevyn is watching Josh fry an egg.
Raevyn: "This is your brain on crack."
Josh: "You made a yolk!"
Raevyn: "You have to make a pun a day or you die don't you."
Josh: "Eggsactly. It's fowl."
Raevyn: "Do another one!"
Josh: "Nah it's allwhite."
Raevyn: "One day I gonna forbid you to pun for a whole 24 hours."
Josh: "That's shellfish!"
Raevyn: "Oh my god.."
Josh: "Only bad thing about making puns is that you don't get laid."
Raevyn: *leaves*
Raevyn: "This is your brain on crack."
Josh: "You made a yolk!"
Raevyn: "You have to make a pun a day or you die don't you."
Josh: "Eggsactly. It's fowl."
Raevyn: "Do another one!"
Josh: "Nah it's allwhite."
Raevyn: "One day I gonna forbid you to pun for a whole 24 hours."
Josh: "That's shellfish!"
Raevyn: "Oh my god.."
Josh: "Only bad thing about making puns is that you don't get laid."
Raevyn: *leaves*

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